Cartman Ive Been Eating Carpet All Day

Gee that s a terrible thing eric.

Cartman ive been eating carpet all day. I just have to find my funny bone again. I m finding it distracting and it s making me feel like you don t trust me to get my work done otherwise. I was on tv and i m a hero. God damn it mom i wasn t picking it.

As parker said there was a jared commercial on all the damn time and it was getting pretty out of hand. Um comedy can be the best therapy very much. Spartangirl march 12 2013 at 7 50 pm. All the short cartman tweek stories i ve written and deemed fit to see the light of day.

Just try and make me laugh. All without a government grant i ve come up with two competing narratives suitable for team red and team blue to take sides over. We cut firewood all day yesterday. Cartman stan and kyle are on the sofa laughing as cartman does some prank calls.

Career criminal christy cartman 36 was targeted by officers from norfolk constabulary in a raid filmed for tonight s episode of channel 5 documentary police. Cartman s mother appears after he picks his nose liane. Cartman dialing shu shut up you guys shut up you guys the boys quiet down and cover their mouths as the call goes through to city wok a chinese restaurant. I ve still got something to say people to talk to truths to expose keyboards to smash empires to shake.

I can still do this. Jared has aides cartman s house living room day. I ve lost my sense of humor. Don t pick your nose hon.

Windex diatamacious earth lavender oil baking soda cedar oil natural genesis and nothing has been effective. I hope you ll agree that i ve always been conscientious and productive. I ve been working on my. Jimmy you ve always been my favorite standup comic.

But i tell myself i m not ready to stand around and eat grass all day. We ve got enough to. The most direct is to say something to your boss like would you be willing to reconsider the requirement for us to stay on video all day long. You ve gotta help me.

Fair warning they could contain pretty much anything published november 19 2014 updated november 19 2014. I had an itch. I ve been dealing with biting mites since 2014 going on 6 years. Well what a day this has been.

I ve tried just about every solution offered.